CACP – #133 – It’s Real Tall

We’re back for season 6! This week we discuss the Olympics, Pride 48 weekend in Las Vegas, and changes to come. All this and so much more.

If you want to join us in Vegas be sure to visit for details including discounted room rates and shows. Also, even if you won’t be physically attending Pride 48 consider joining our raffle.

CACP – #134 – The Olympdicks

This week we discuss the 2012 Olympics in London!

CACP – #135 – Three Cleansing Breaths

Las Vegas Pride 48 weekend, auditions, theatre, and sheep. That about covers it.

CACP – #136 – Something Goes Bump in the Night

This week we get another adventure from the “I Love Nicky” show, Joey is stressed with the world, and Wendy chats with mother. There is nothing like a good comedy roast to brighten your day. Hmmm, Pride 48 Roast anyone?

CACP – #137 – A Gay Chicken Piranha

Pre Pride 48 Vegas planning, no water pressure, sick children, rehearsals, stress, and lots of laughs.

CACP – The Library is Open – PILOT

Cocktails and Cream Puffs presents the PILOT of the new podcast, The Library is Open starring Donna Suggarz and Joey Bucheker’s drag alter ego, Medea. This episode was recorded LIVE from the Excalibur Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas for Pride 48 2012.

CACP – #138 – Pride 48 LIVE from the Excalibur!

Pride 48 2012 LIVE from the Excalibur Hotel and Casino ! Joey, Matt, and Wendy celebrate their time in Sin City discussing their woes of travel, the enchanting eyes of the Foul Monkeys boys, The Tournament of the Kings, naked hot tubbing, and the battle with the one armed woman of Wal-Mart.

CACP – #139 – Let the Game of Thrones Begin

This week’s episode is packed with memories and stories of our phenomenal Pride 48 weekend in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, words cannot fully express the magnitude of the outstanding friendships we formed and strengthened. Save your pennies and join us next September. You won’t regret it.

and….it’s that time again to pledge your allegiance to who you think should be the king or queen rather of GLBT podcasting. Please go to and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs in the categories of People’s Choice and GLBT. Your support in greatly needed and appreciated.

CACP – #140 – My Blanket and Me

This week we claim to finally wrap up the Pride 48 weekend memories, announce a new contest and basically beg for people to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, which can be done at in the categories of People’s Choice and GLBT.

We also share our thoughts on the musicals, Billy Elliot and Carrie, have some TV talk, and is it appropriate for an adult to sleep with a blanket?

Music in this episode includes My Blanket and Me from You’re a Goodman, Charlie Brown performed by B.D. Wong

CACP – #141 – Three Swinging Dicks

An international study was conducted to see if there was any truth to stereotypes regarding men’s penis size. It turns out the answer is yes. The U.S. didn’t fare as well as we hoped but the Cream Puffs sure measured up.

Marc took a class in cake decorating, Matt reunited with an old friend, Wendy is still trying to ditch her can, and Joey films a movie as a wolf.

Sadly, Joey and Kevin had to say goodbye to their fur baby Izzy. She will be remembered in our hearts always.

CACP – #142 – My Friends Call Me Usha

Join Giusèppe, Marcello, and Peter this week as they debate the debates and politics, discuss the merits of working as a zumba instructor by day and a hooker by night, and why domestic violence and black face should not be played for laughs at a high school prep rally.


CACP – #143 – Is There an Echo in Here?

Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat!  The hell with Halloween and Thanksgiving, Cocktails and Cream Puffs has begun to issue their Guide to Gift Giving 2012.  Not sure what to send for the holidays?  Well, how about a heifer, or a goat, or better yet an alpaca!

Starting October 29th Cocktails and Cream Puffs will be recording LIVE shows on Monday nights at 8pm EST/5pm PST on  Come join in the fan and sign in the chat room.

CACP – #144 – Oh, Sandy

As Hurricane Sandy was pounding the East Coast, we had our first weekly LIVE show on Pride 48. Thank you to everyone who joined us in the chat room. You can join us LIVE too every Monday at 8pm EST/5pm EST at

This episode we shared ghost stories, tried to find any documentation that Wendy exists, and Joey asked you to stand by your President, whomever it may be.

The BIG ANNOUNCEMENT is we were honored by our dedicated listeners and for a third year in a row we were nominated for the Podcast Awards in the categories of GLBT and People’s Choice overall. We are excited and overwhelmed to be the ONLY GLBT show nominated in the top prize this year.  Voting opens November 1st. Please vote daily at and THANK YOU!

Both Key West ghost stories we discussed can be found at and many more.

CACP – #145 – It’s Big, It’s Huge.

Voting has started! Please visit daily and vote Cocktails and Cream Puffs for People’s Choice and GLBT. We need you to win.

This week we discuss Donald Trump’s audition to play Cobra Commander in the next GI Joe Movie. Joe explains how many lost jobs are no one’s fault, they are progress. Marc spends his day naming doors, and Wendy hosts a forum titled “Hording 101”.


CACP – #146 – VOTE!

It is the “most wonderful time of the year” because the election is almost over. Please everyone let your voices be heard and vote! In this LIVE show we also discussed the aftermath and tragedies of Hurricane Sandy. Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this wretched storm.

Joey wraps his movie and calls the wrong Donna. Marc will not cum on a loved one’s face and Wendy has found proof she exists.

Please continue to go daily to and VOTE for Cocktails and Cream Puffs for People’s Choice, Dubious Intent + for Best Produced, Secretly Timid for General, and Foul Monkeys for GLBT. Please vote daily and tell friends.

Finally, we are please to announce that Cocktails and Cream Puffs. can now be heard on Mondays and Fridays at 10 am PST /1 pm EST on Q-Talk America ( We welcome new listeners from the Q-Talk Family.


CACP – #147 – Why is a Fire Engine Red?

The election is over! Half the country is elated and half the country is devastated. Let’s pick ourselves up and join hands as a nation and MOVE FORWARD.

This installment we discovered the perfect holiday gift for the Justin Beiber fan on your shopping list (available thru our Amazon link by the way).

The postcard contest deadline is November 15th. Get in your cards to win a fabulous gift basket.

The Presidential election may be over but we still need you to vote daily for Cocktails and Cream Puffs for the Podcast Awards.

And last but not least, Joey’s baby brother got married and Joey cried his eyes out. Congrats Jared and Lisa. May you have a life filled with happiness and love.


CACP – #148 – Elmo’s Under Fire

Welcome back to another week of Cocktails and Cream Puffs. This episode is just wrought with questions and thoughts to ponder.

First we discover that the loveable Sesame Street muppet, Elmo is gay or rather the muppeteer Kevin Clash who is now being accused of relations with an underage boy. Clash admits to the relationship but says the boy was not underage. What will this long term do to Elmo’s reputation as the loveable red fury friend?

Next, when is it okay to intervene when you believe someone may be doing harm to themselves or to others?

Finally, Joey makes an apology to a friend and along the way ponders why do we accept behavior that we don’t like from some people and not from others?

Many questions this week and very few concrete answers. What do you think? Visit our Facebook page and tell us. Also, the clock is ticking to get in your postcards for our Fabulous Creamie Gift Basket Giveaway. On next Monday’s LIVE show on we will choose our winner!


CACP – #149 – Ice Cream Land

And the conversation continues.

Thank you to everyone who voted for us in the Podcast Awards!


CACP – #150 – Farewell, Twinkie the Kid

As the title states, this week we bid a fond farewell to a staple from our childhood lunch boxes, the Twinkie. What was your favorite Hostess product; Snowballs, Ho-hos, Cupcakes, muffins? On a happier note Matt has returned just in time to choose our winner for the Postcard Gift Basket Contest and we announce the new limited edition Cocktails and Cream Puffs Fuck $2 T-shirts


CACP – #151 – CJLB

The Black Friday Weekend Edition to help you recover from family time. This episode is absolutely, 100%, rated EXPLICIT.

This week they have banned nudity in the Castro District, why ruin a good thing? Matt’s show, The Irish Curse has opened which leads us too and in-depth discussion on penis size and the purple monster makes an appearance. The boys prepare to get naked again on stage, Wendy, finally gets a glimpse of the Walking Dead,Joey explain how to make the perfect Old-Fashioned and the acronym CJLB is coined.


CACP – #152 – Daddy Dearest

Thanksgiving can mean only one thing…Forced Family Fun Day. Any guesses of how that turned out? It’s Cyber Monday, be sure to avoid the crowds and do all your holiday shopping through our Amazon link at

Finally, we say goodbye to an actor who the world loved to hate with his portrayal of JR Ewing in Dallas, Mr. Larry Hagman. Farewell Major Nelson.


CACP – #153 – Bingregard

Upon a listener’s request, we begin this episode discussing a controversial comic strip from a college newspaper. Was it homophobic or are we missing the point? Is it possible to be too fat to fly? Is Chris Brown still a douche? Did you order your limited edition F@ck Two Dollars t-shirt?

Also, Joey falls in love with 007 all over again, Marc gets a tree toper (not a sexual joke), and Wendy goes overboard with oral hygiene (ironically . again not a sexual joke).


CACP – #154 – I Got a Dog, Name of Ralph

For this episode, we decided to do something completely original and answered questions from our Creamies. Perhaps you will learn something new and exciting about us. Perhaps not. Regardless, you’ll learn to avoid dogs, name of Ralph.

Time is running out, be sure to order your limited edition Fuck Two Dollar T-Shirts for only $26 including shipping.


CACP – #155 – Our Favorite Things

Cocktails and Cream Puffs presents our 2012 Holiday Gift Guide. Regardless what you decided to give your loved ones this holiday season, make a memory. A memory AND a Limited Edition Fuck Two Dollars t-shirt


CACP – #156 – Bad Impressions

Two radio DJ’s prank call and really bad impressions may have gone too far, or did they? With Festivus quickly approaching Joey decided to get a head start and began the airing of the grievances in order to improve our quality. By the way, he runs the sound board; please take notice of this episode’s audio quality. Just saying.

Mariah rocks out with The Roots, a new stage production of The Sound of Music is coming to television, Killer Karaoke is deadly funny and congratulations to our first celebrity interview, Josh Kilmer Purcell from The Fabulous Beekman Boys and his partner Brent Ridge for winning The Amazing Race.


CACP – #157 – The More You Know

Admittedly this is a very strange episode. It’s a little over an hour long, apparently Joey’s microphone has gone to shit, and we learn that Marc has never had a random hook up at a gym. But more importantly you will be educated or re-educated after listening to this episode. There are many things that we thought we knew and really didn’t and I suspect some of you may also come to the same realization. Thank you Matt for your knowledge.


CACP – #158 – Sex Toys and Cookies

Just seven more days of Christmas shopping left. Avoid the hassle of the crowds and let Amazon do the work via the Cocktails and Cream Puffs link of course.

This week we addressed the horrible tragedy that occurred this past Friday in Connecticut. Let’s hope in the New Year we can make our world a safer place. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families and the community.

The second half of the show includes shop lifting, sex toys, birthday cake, cruising, and Christmas cookies. Something for everyone!

If the Mayan Calendar is wrong and the end of the world does not occur on Friday, we will be having our LIVE Christmas Spectacular at 9pm EST on If there are right, oh well.


CACP – #159 – Christmas Spectacular 2012

Once again we presented our LIVE annual Christmas Spectacular on Pride 48. From all of us to all of you, have a very Merry Christmas!


CACP – #160 – Playing the Role of Grandma

Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it. In this case we’re talking about Christmas snow! Joey and Wendy share their Holiday adventures and one of them ends as a real “barn burner”, pardon the pun.


CACP – #161 – Reset

Does the flipping of the calendar motivate you? Is it a reset or a fresh start or just another day? As 2012 draws to a close and we welcome in a new year filled with hopes, promises, and disappointments, the Cream Puffs reflect on “New Years” past, in addition to sharing their holiday adventures.


CACP – #162 – Creamin in the New Year 2013

Join the Naughty Nanny Wendy and Ms. Donna Suggarz as they usher in 2013 and kick 2012 out on it’s ass!

Happy New Year everyone. May 2013 be filled with happiness, health, prosperity, and laughter.


CACP – #163 – Gay Lingo

For our first show of 2013 we decided we would take the time and do a public service for all of our young gay and straight Creamies out there and break the old and new “hanky code”. Be very careful, just one hue off and you will end up with something you did not bargain for!

Also, some New Year’s fabulosity, Fucking Men photos, and Buffalo has a new comedy club!


CACP – #164 – Win, Lose or Die

The winners of the 2012 People’s Choice Podcast Awards have been announced. Let’s just say, it’s an honor to be nominated. Thank you to everyone who supported us and voted. We are very appreciative.

Just when you think reality TV has done it all, TLC has come out with new reality show entitled, “Best Funerals Ever”. When it’s your time to go what do you want? Anything special? One of the Creamies wants a parade, one wants bag pipes and one wants to create the soundtrack. Can you guess which is which?


CACP – #165 – The Customer is Always Right

Whatever happen to the customer service experience? Is it our own fault that businesses treat us like cattle? Can we ever get back to the days of “Thank you, come again”?

Jodi Foster publicly announced she was gay at the Golden Globes but it was about so much more than that. Anderson Cooper has become the new crusader the Big Apple needs and Lance Armstrong has finally admitted to doping…too little, too late.

Most importantly, the Cocktails and Cream Puffs #1 Creamie contest has begun. To compete for this prestigious title email in 50 words or less why you should be our #1 fan to .


CACP – #166 – Type A

Does anyone still use poppers are have Rush, Purple Haze, Liquid Gold and the rest gone the way of the hanky code? What do you think are the gayest cities in America for 2013? Joey has an admirer at the gym, Wendy had a pair of kings and Marc is type A, but who really is surprised about that?

It’s that time again for the competition to began to become Cocktails and Cream Puffs #1 Creamie for 2013. Here’s all you have to do is send an email to by February 3rd and in 50 words or less tell us why you should be our #1 Creamie.


CACP – #167 – Schadenfreude

The boys are still on a long needed between season vacation but in the meantime we present to you an informative interview that was conducted at the Rochester Pride Festival this past summer with a fantastically interesting individual named Schadenfreude from the Rochester Kink Society.

Also, thoughts on the recent change in policy to allow gays into the Boy Scouts of America.

Time is running out to get your submissions in to become the Cocktails and Cream Puffs #1 Creamie for 2013.  All you need to do is email “why you should be the #1 Creamie” in 50 words or less to  by February 3rd.

To find out more about The Rochester Kinky Society visit

Music from this episode includes: Schadenfreude for the original Broadway Cast recording of Avenue Q



Leave a Comment