CACP – #109 – Padlocks Are A Lot Like Penises

We’re kicking off Season 5 with our biggest and most important contest ever! We are in search of the first ever Captain Creampuff who will serve as our Ambassador to the world. Basically, it’s our version of the #1 Fan.

Also in this episode, hear the Muppets response to Fox News, Pres. Obama exploring a post presidential singing career, and what’s going on in the Buffalo Theater Scene including the outstanding performance of Lorraine O’Donnell in the cult rock musical, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

CACP – #110 – Some Terrific, Radiant, Pig

It’s the big post Super Bowl show. Which commercials did we love, like, and hate? What did we think of the most viewed half time show of all time? Has Madonna done it again? Who will be the first ever Captain Cream Puff? Find out the answers to these questions and so much more!

Have you bought a gift for your Valentine yet? Nothing says “I love you” like flowers! Visit our link on the homepage and take advantage of our fabulous Pro Flowers deals.

CACP – #111 – One Moment In Time

This year’s Grammys should have belonged to the fabulous, Adele with her expected and deserved 6 trophy win but instead she had to share the spotlight with the untimely death of an artist once referred to as “The Voice” and the “Queen of Pop”, Whitney Houston.

In this episode we discuss and pay tribute to Whitney Houston and how she dominated the soundtrack of our youth. Additionally we share our Valentine’s plans, discuss the Grammys including, Chris Brown’s win, Matt wins a contest, Marc takes an eye out, Prop 8 ruling is upheld, Marriage Equality is passed in Washington state, Joey has a rant, and we announce the details for the Cocktails and Cream Puffs Bowling Party!

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CACP – #112 – One More Star in the Sky

This week “America’s Most Beloved” gay podcast bids a fond farewell to Buffalo’s Queen Mum of drag queens, the fabulous Vicky Vogue aka Danny Winter. His generosity and spirit will be remembered forever in our hearts.

This week we discuss our low key Valentine’s Day festivities (unlike the individuals in the news segment who now face jail time). Should Rihanna and Chris Brown even breathe the same air? Play nice on Facebook, if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all or back it up! And, Marc and Nick celebrate their first anniversary.

“Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary”.

This episode marks the debuts of a brand new segment, “Betsy’s Buzz Movie Reviews”. This week Betsy tackles “The Woman in Black”, awarding it 3 Cocktails and a Cream Puff or 3 ½ stars.

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy anniversary.

Remember February 29th is the final day to enter your chance to become the first Captain Cream Puff! Send your entry to

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy anniversary! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!


CACP – #113 – Fallin’ for Las Vegas

This week’s show comes to you from a fabulous suite high upon the 20th floor of The Palazzo overlooking the ever alive Las Vegas Strip. Freemont Street, Money Grab Monopoly slots, Frank Marino’s Divas, the Buffet of Buffets, Rome, Paris, Venice and grain alcohol slushies equal a pretty sweet vacation.

Music featured in this episode includes Lovely Las Vegas performed by Matt Goss.

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CACP – #114 – A, E, I, O, U, and Sometimes Wendy

The prodigal son, Wendy has returned and thus was showered with gifts and adoration. Speaking of the prodigal son, we also had the resurfacing of former teen heart throb, Kirk Cameron and his “enlighten and progressive views” on homosexuality. He was also showered but mostly with criticism from the Hollywood community.

Marc has an emotional moment buying ice cream, Joey awakes in a zombie apocalypse and Wendy prepares to make her mark on the New York Times and we bid a fond farewell to Davy Jones of The Monkees.

The Semi-Finalists for “Who’ Wants to Be Capt. Cream Puff” have been announced along with their next challenge. All I can say is “Don’t F@ck it up!”

This Saturday is the Cocktails and Cream Puffs Homofied Bowling Party! Hope to see you all there.

Music in this episode includes Daydream Believer performed by Davy Jones available for mp3 download thru the Amazon link on the home page.

CACP – #115 – Tight as a Drum

This week is a mash up of the East Coast and the West Coast as Joey and Marc are joined by 2 fabulous guest co-hosts, the lovely Christina Hill of Greetings from Nowhere and the saucy and twisted, Scott aka Satyr69 of The Satyrsphere. This installment is pure fun, giggles, and glee. Who knows, you may learn something along the way. Perhaps another purpose for butter!

This week’s episode features the song Everybody’s Girl from the musical Steel Pier available for download through the Amazon link on the home page.

CACP – #116 – I’m Walking Here!

Time Square, Central Park, NY Times Crossword Championship, Priscilla the Queen of the Desert, celebrity sightings, hot dogs…Joey and Wendy did it all and had the time of their lives in the Big Bad Apple.

CACP – #117 – Gotta Get a Gimmick

It’s another week of laughter, fun and, good times. Tea pots, strippers, bounced checks, men in heels, and someone stuffed our box! Sounds like a good weekend to me.

CACP – #118 – Start Walking

Matt has returned to us this week and regrettably he can’t wear heels. Cooking, cleaning and, raising children in general requires too much effort. Joey spent a day at a Drag Queen Estate sale, Marc just can’t get a good banana, and Matt needs an eclipse filter to look at a boy.

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Please consider joining Joey and Marc as the Walk a Mile in Her Shoes. Team members and donations need. Check out our team page at

Music from this episode includes These Boots Were Made for Walking performed by Nancy Sinatra, available for download through the Amazon link on the home page.


CACP – #119 – Run for Your Life

Run for your life, Joey’s fasting! Actually it could have been much worse. There was no blood shed or bad behavior. This week Marc met the entire extended family and Matt got a home haircut! Okay, it’s much more interesting than that but you’ll have to listen to find out.

Please Vote Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best Local Blog in Buffalo. All information for Best of Buffalo and suggestions can be found at

Please consider joining Joey and Marc as the Walk a Mile in Her Shoes. Team members and donations need. Check out our team page at

CACP – #120 – No Sex Please We’re American

Please Vote Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best Local Blog in Buffalo. All information for Best of Buffalo and suggestions can be found at

Please consider joining Joey and Marc as the Walk a Mile in Her Shoes. Team members and donations need. Check out our team page at

CACP – #121 – Miss Piggy Legs

This episode is just filled to the brim with content goodness. Marc unveils his shoes for “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes” and earns a new title. Women are offered 1 million dollars to disprove a virgin. We discuss plans for pride and announce the discount codes to book your Pride 48 Las Vegas weekend. RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 “finale” is re-capped and for your consideration Ms. Darienne Lake for Season 5. Good to the very last drop.

Help Ms. Darienne Lake get on Drag Race Season 5 Click Here!

CACP – #122 – Walk Like a Man

Thank you to everyone who donated to our Walk a Mile in Her Shoes team. Thanks to your generosity, our team was the top fundraiser! Listen to find out more about the “Walk” and Marc’s visit to the trendy court house, Matt’s mother gets another lesson in blowing, Joey has an altercation at a craft store and Betsy reviews The Raven.

Music played in this episode includes “Walk Like a Man” performed by the Broadway Cast of Jersey Boys, available on Amazon through the link on the home page.


CACP – #123 – Better Late Than Never

After several computer melt downs, the show is finally available. During the the recording session there were some recording blips that we were not aware of at the time. We extend our apologies and are working to insure this event never repeats itself.

CACP – #124 – Leaving Wisteria Lane

Leaving Wisteria Lane – The ladies of Desperate Housewives were given a chance to say good bye however Pan-Am and GCB where ripped out from under us! What else did we lose to the evil C word?

CACP – #125 – Happy Birthday Princess

It’s the Naughty Nanny Wendy Birthday spectacular! We had a few surprises down under our sleeves to help make it the happiest birthday ever. Additionally, our kaleidoscope of topics include the verdict of the Rutgers case that lead to the death of a gay teen, Buffalo Gay Pride, it’s raining bugs, Nick Wallenda’s walk across Niagara Falls and the death of the Queen of Disco, Donna Summer.

Music in this episode includes:

MacArthur Park performed by Donna Summer from the album Endless Summer

Waltzing Matilda performed by The Aussie Bush Band from the album Bush Songs from the Australian Outback

CACP – #126 – The Zombie Apocalypse Begins

With the continuing computer drama, we are one week behind on our show posts but will get back on track this week! This episode is a week old but still a great time. We have our first actual zombie attack, Wendy talked with Craggles, and the boys were all nominated for Artie Awards!

CACP – #127 – Buffalo Pride 2012

The triumphs, trials, and tribulations of this year’s Pride in the Queen City. To make up for Mother Nature kicking our ass and our tent, we received fabulous, heartfelt gifts from the “Orient”.

If you would like to donate to our Pride Fund please click on our Pay Pal Link. Every $2 helps. (FUCK TWO DOLLARS!)

CACP – #128 – No Credibility

It always goes back to Madonna, doesn’t it? As is “typical” on a gay podcast this week we discussed weight loss, theatre awards, battling Divas and, pink nuts (you’ll have to listen to understand). Most importantly we announced the first ever CAPTAIN CREAM PUFF!

Please consider donating $2 (or anything) to help with production and pride costs at the donate link on the home page.

CACP – #129 – DALLAS the Next Generation

This episode includes way too much information about the 1980’s series, DALLAS. If you were a fan you’ll love it, if you have no clue what the f#@k I’m talking about, it will be an education. Never fear, we also discuss the history making Niagara Falls crossing, wine tours, sex toys, and the importance of the buddy system.

Please consider helping us raise funds for the Pride Parade and associated costs by donating $2 through our paypal  link.

CACP – #130 – We’ve Been Cancelled!?!

This is a week filled with hot topics including the outrageous bullying behavior of students on the bus, Marc becomes and uncle, Matt has a life altering experience and Joey is once again running down the street in his best pair of stilettos but it’s for a good cause.

CACP – #131 – Super Cooper

This week we discuss a little of everything. Chris Brown continues to be a public nuisance, Tom and Katie call it quits and Anderson Cooper with class and dignity tells the world “Yes, I’m gay!”


CACP – #132 – Rochester Pride Power

Cocktails and Cream Puffs recorded LIVE in Rochester, New York for their fabulous LGBT Pride Festivities.

The music selections in this episode including “A Deeper Love” performed by Aretha Franklin are available for download through the Amazon link on the home page.

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