CACP – #55 – Balls To You!

The Boys are Back and ready to kick off Season 3. This week they moved into their new studio, shared their hiatus adventures and Joey has a very important message to a very special Creamie. Also this week Charlie Sheen is back in rehab again; Cousin Geri is gay; and Lady Gaga is working on a new fragrance, perhaps she should call it “Date Rape”. You be the judge.

Musical Selections in this week’s episode include:

Endless Love performed by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross and Bad Romance performed by Lady Gaga

Both of which are available on MP3 through our Amazon link found on the home page!

 

CACP – #56 – They Said It Would Never Last

It’s hard to believe that a full year has gone by since our first show. What’s even more astonishing is that after all the triumphs, trials and tribulations that we are still here, or speaking to each other for that matter!

This week we discuss our Homofied Bowling Party, the Grammys, the return of Dallas, what not to call 911 for, the shocking behavior of Japanese parents, and of course Christina Aguilera’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.

 

CACP – #57 – You Were Born This Way, So Express Yourself

This week the boys talk about Madonna’s, I mean Lady Gaga’s new song as performed on the Grammy and a local hot Congressman posting his naughty pics on Craigslist. Also Joey rants about BINGO, Marc was rear-ended, and Matt just can’t take a compliment. All of this and more including the winner of our Creamie Contact Contest.

 

CACP – #58 – Twas The Night Before Easter

In this week’s installment Matt received the Barbie of his dreams, Joey’s TV movie has apparently been released, Marc shares his adventures in dating and Wendy is still perfecting catapulting her car over the ice into her driveway. Or you can just skip all this crap and go straight to the lesson of the week which is don’t piss Mom off or she’ll put your shit on eBay.

 

CACP – #59 – Sugar Tits

In this week’s episode Marc declares his love for Sugar Tits and just in time the Brits perfect breast milk ice cream. Mmm mmm good. We discuss this year’s horrible Oscars Ceremony, Charlie Sheen’s spiral, start a new contest, and a war and finally, we make 2 big announcements. First we have a new P.O. Box. Who will be the first to stuff our box? And second..you’ll just have to listen.

 

CACP – #60 – If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick

What has this world come to? People holding demonstrations at funerals, universities suspending students for having consensual sex, other universities where professors use vibrators on their fiancées in front of the class for extra credit, men driving their wives around on the hoods of their cars, Asians running around in Tony the Tiger costumes with co-workers chasing them with tranquilizer guns and none of this has anything to do with Charlie Sheen to boot. Winning?

 

CACP – #61 – Did I Mention These Cookies Are Delicious?

We asked and you came through. Our box was so stuffed it was overflowing and it felt good. Now we have one more favor from our Creamie Army. Help nominate us for Artvoice’s Best in Buffalo for the Best Blog. This week we discussed everything from the crisis in Japan, to overzealous fans in the john to a special Viva Las Vegas announcement.

 

CACP – #62 – Technical Difficulties

The title clearly says it all. This week we recorded the show in the morning hours of the day and apparently the recording equipment planned on sleeping in. Listen to Joey’s pre-cruise plans and Chris Brown rant. Matt’s confusion about the adoption process and Marc’s two timing waitress.

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CACP – #63 – From the Cutting Room Floor

Outtakes and deleted scenes from seasons 1 thru 3.

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CACP – #64 – Vacation Part 1: Puerto Rico

Joey’s Atlantis Gay Cruise has finally arrived (and gone). His fabulous vacation has been charted in mini episodes recorded on location aboard the Serenade of the Seas and begins on the gorgeous Island of Puerto Rico. Pay attention you may learn something and there will be a quiz at the end!

The Cream Puffs will be back to “regular” episodes next Thursday, April 14th.

Music from this episode includes America from West Side Story

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CACP – #65 – Vacation Part 2: Serenade of the Seas

Part 2 of Joey’s vacation aboard the fabulous Serenade of the Sea, visiting St Lucia, Aruba, Curacoa, and St. Maarten. With Atlantis special guest performer Alan Cumming.

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CACP – #66 – Kids Drink Free

We’re back bitches. Joey is still yammering on about his perfect Atlantis vacation. Marc is still in a relationship. Is this good for the future of the show? Matt returned to the land of his birth and played an icebreaker game with 2 former acquaintances. Mariah and Nick Carey have decided to start screwing up their kids early and Applebee’s launched its new Kiddies Cocktail menu. All of this and more plus a PO Box surprise!

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CACP – #67 – Rapture For Dummies

With all of the obvious signs that the end of the world is quickly approaching…What signs? Earthquakes, tornadoes, birds falling from the sky, dead sea lions, individuals bursting into flames in porn stores….need I continue? Well, if you do believe we want you to be prepared so we have put together a check list of must have items including but not limited to tools to distill water (see Marc), a horse, dog poop insurance, Tim Tams, a double  dildo, a tub of boy butter (I am sure the Rapture is like the lines at an amusement park, hurry up and wait, boy butter helps the time pass) and do not offer to play Lady Gaga’s new song. I tend to think it’s still a bone of contention between them. Wouldn’t it be a kick in the ass if the Rapture is like that movie Signs and they avoid the water? This would mean Matt at his lake house is safe. Well, I’ll be god-damned, literally.

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CACP – #68 – A Weekend To Remember

This past weekend has been a news reporters dream. First we started with the glamorous and regal wedding of the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate Middleton. I was awake at 4am, were you? The next day the Vatican revealed the Pope John Paul II is a step closer to becoming a Saint and finally we finished the weekend off with Osama Bin Laden moving a step closer to burning eternally in hell. All and all it was a great weekend.

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CACP – #69 – Bars Or Bust

Another strange pseudo serious week filled with theatre, murder, and deception. The boys are still talking about Bin Laden in his new under the sea home, Joey’s show “Mame – Turn off the Lights” has been postponed a week, Marc refuses to prepare an auditions song and Matt is trying to unfriend someone permanently. I told you, strange.

CACP – #70 – The Other Middleton

We’re 70 girls, 70! This week we discover that Pippa is not the only hottie sibling on the Duchess of Cambridge, there is also a sexy brother who likes to walk around and be photographed. In a word, perfect but enough about his ass. Also this week, Joey breaks another computer and shreds a puppet for its lack luster audition, Marc experiences the movie Funny Girl and Matt ponders why straight fat guys are hot. Remember if the Rapture does not occur, Naughty Nanny Wendy’s Birthday is May 24th. Show her your love and send her a card!

 

CACP – #71 – A Farewell To Wendy

This week is the Naughty Nanny’s Birthday and possibly her final appearance. PS the Rapture did not happen. Just wanted to make sure you knew.

 

CACP – #72 – Nick Loves Lucy

This week begins with some chilling Tornado audio and then goes into the usual bitchery including; rehearsals, sex, celebrities, arguing, diets, moo moos, food, trips, and of course Lucille Ball. What more could you possibly ask for? Happy Gay Pride Month Creamies!

 

CACP – #73 – I’ll Take Uncomfortable For 1000 Please

If three’s company and four’s a crowd, what is five? Well, this may give you an idea. Do not try this at home. This week as the Cream Puffs prepare for Buffalo Pride, they are joined once again by Gary Andrews from last year and the Naughty Nanny Wendy. Some of you may recall that the last time Wendy and Gary were face to face, she shot him and pushed him down the stairs

 

CACP – #74 – Beware Of Cougars

This week the Cream Puffs started with one of the biggest, bulging, and probing news stories, Weiner Gate. They then shared a re-cap of their week’s including Buffalo Gay Pride 2011, cougar attacks, rehearsals, angry birds, and another podcaster dedicating and entire episode to ranting about Joey’s marketing methods. Actually, he calls it a rant; if he listened to this show he would understand what a real rant is!

 

CACP – #75 – After A Small Struggle

Such a busy week, the boys took time after dress rehearsals for Recovery Mode to record this week’s show at the theatre.

 

CACP – #76 – The Rise Of Mothra

This week New York State became the 6th state in the country to pass marriage equality., the East Coast premiere of Recovery Mode has opened in Buffalo, and Marc has survived a life threatening attack. Thank God for his knight in shining honor Nick. All this and barking cats, horse fuckers, and caddy turned hookers. Four!

To check out the “barking cat” visit www.wimp.com/catbarks

 

CACP – #77 – Come To My Garden

This week it’s just the two of us since Marc checked himself into Betty Ford. Fear not two can have just as much fun as three, well in podcasting at least. In this episode Joey shares his new obsession with Priscilla the Queen of the Desert – the Musical, Matt is eternally thankful for his latest theatrical endeavor and it’s just one week until Christina, host of Greetings from Nowhere, joins the boys in Buffalo. Be sure to check out the newest LGBT podcast, This Week in Gay and P.S. never over pay for a hot dog.

Get the original Broadway Cast Recording of Priscilla Queen of the Desert through our Amazon link on the home page!

 

CACP – #78 – You Must Be This Tall to Ride

This episode is filled with murder, intrigue, accusations, espionage, and lots of drama, which coincidentally is exactly the ending to season 3 we were hoping for. Not to mention that the Boys were joined by special guests, Naughty Nanny Wendy, Liza, First Lady Michelle Obama, the big JC himself and most importantly we had a visit from our most devoted Creamie, Tom V from California.

Check out the new trend for Chinese dogs:

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/11/chinese-trend-involves-dyeing-dogs-wild-animals

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CACP – #79 – Friends

This week’s bonus episode is a bonus in every sense of the word since we are joined by the absolutely fabulous Christina Hill from Greetings from Nowhere. This episode also veers from the traditional format since it is one big discussion celebrating our adventures with Christina including; Niagara Falls, Buffalo wings, the Rochester Gay Pride Parade, and the Casa de Kangaroo and so much more plus questions from Creamies.

Be sure to check out Christina on Greetings from Nowhere at www.visitnowhere.com

 

CACP – #80 – Recovery Mode On Stage Act 1

This is a recording of the July 17th, 2011 closing night performance of Recovery Mode. Recovery Mode is a comedy by Matthew Burlingame based on the spoken word piece of the same name by Matthew Crehan Higgins. This production was presented by Buffalo United Artists and directed by Joey Bucheker featuring Matthew Crehan Higgins as Matt, Victoria Perez as Susan, Marc Sacco as Marc, Gary Andrews as Tom, and Sean Murphy as John/Adam.

 

CACP – #81 – Recovery Mode On Stage Act 2

This is a recording of the July 17th, 2011 closing night performance of Recovery Mode. Recovery Mode is a comedy by Matthew Burlingame based on the spoken word piece of the same name by Matthew Crehan Higgins. This production was presented by Buffalo United Artists and directed by Joey Bucheker featuring Matthew Crehan Higgins as Matt, Victoria Perez as Susan, Marc Sacco as Marc, Gary Andrews as Tom, and Sean Murphy as John/Adam.

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